So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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