So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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