I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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