I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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