Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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