party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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