it was like his penis was on wheels.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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