Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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