sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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