But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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