I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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