maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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