It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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