i can't believe i had my finger in that
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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