I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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