I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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