That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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