Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
A bitchslap is in order.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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