So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
