Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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