This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
pray to the hookup gods
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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