Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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