why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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