It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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