He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
