i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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