Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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