like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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