dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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