Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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