I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I love you.
Bad choice
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