this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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