Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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