Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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