i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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