I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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