Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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