It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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