ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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