That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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