I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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