she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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