Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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