They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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