"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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