Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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