did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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