I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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