A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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