Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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