what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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