I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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