what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we're chasing vodka with high fives
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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