I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
