Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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