it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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